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Rise for People’s Anthem of Houston Texans:Comrades!After minimal effort and aerial supremacy of glorious Texans’ offense Bradley Roby Jersey White , People’s football team of Texas has sent Falcons of Atlanta to endangered species list where they belong!In long, illustrious, and incredibly informative history of Ministry of Information, there can be no doubt that Texans offense is greatest offense in football.To that end, Texans wide receiver Will Fuller, whose braids are testament to unified strength of Texans fans and players, has been given by Houston Sportburo prestigious Order of Aerial Glory, in honor of his 217 yards and three touchdowns scored in service of Motherland.Falcons never stood chance against full-bodied and highly nutritious might of Texans defense, so much so that even Falcons’ offense, when given opportunity to try and claw back what little dignity they had, failed to do so!Let us be done with Falcons and complete sweep against Tampa Bay Buccaneers later this season (as we have not lost to single NFC South team this season)!No longer should we trouble ourselves with mangy scavengers from city that even South Carolina turned nose up at.We, football loving fans and players of Houston Texans, must now turn attention to Kansas City Chiefs. Traditional, decadent media outlets would have you believe that Chiefs, team which clearly has no understanding of how hierarchy works, are potential Super Bowl team and Texans are merely bump in road for pretenders.Nothing could be further from truth, comrades.Is another baldfaced lie which four lettered networks try to get you to swallow with zeal.You must fight this impulse always!Is nothing special about Kansas City.Is city built on derivative.Their vile chant Corey Moore Jersey White , mocking heritage of noble natives, is stolen from Florida State.City boasts of fountains but fountains were built elsewhere long before Kansas City was ill-conceived.Barbecue is derivative of lesser, non-Texan barbecue.In Kansas City, anything can be considered barbecue if you pour enough of sugar liquid on it.Literally anything—ribs, salmon, mayonnaise, drywall, dust from Chiefs’ last Lombardi Trophy...all are “delicacies” of Midwestern hamlet.Even team itself is just poorly designed copy of Texans.They have attempted to copy secret of Texans’ victory by poaching players deemed instrumental to success of People’s Football Team of Texas.Specifically, Chiefs “stole” Tyrann Mathieu away during single greatest offseason in history of team.According to sources within Ministry of Information, Mathieu was sought out for “his” “leadership” “quali”ties.Statement gave us all hearty chuckle at Ministry, and it should give you one as well.Calling Mathieu leader of Texans is like calling Ryan Mallett insomniac or Brock Osweiler Houston Texan; these things simply aren’t reality and neither is Mathieu as leader.Truth, as always told to you by Ministry, is that Texans cast Mathieu out as nuisance whose selfishness risked overall cohesion of team.Comrade Marshal O’Brien, architect of our triumph, felt was in best interest of team to exile him from loving heart of Mother Houston.What is truly stunning is arrogance surrounding Chiefs, fed no doubt by fatuous oafs that strive daily to diminish greatness of glorious Houston Texans (may they win 10,000 Super Bowls).Start with their offensive line.Coaches for Chiefs have decided to withhold linemen Eric Fisher and Andrew Wylie from game on Sunday Womens Greg Mancz Jersey , because, according to Chiefs head coach and potential aquatic mammal Andy Reid, “We won’t need them.”What bucket-obsessed quarterback fails to recognize is dominant and malevolent strength of Texans’ defensive line.Onslaught of J.J. 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Reader, and Whitney Mercilus will be more than Chiefs can hope to handle.Even with addition of fossilized Raider Stefen Wisniewski cannot hope to save precious quarterback Patrick Mahomes.Speaking of Mahomes, would appear he claimed to be injured while playing against Colts on Sunday night game.Ministry of Information, from whom all facts are thoroughly verified for ripeness, has learned that so-called injury of Mahomes is attempt at chicanery.Precious ankle is perfectly healthy.Mahomes claims ankle is injured because deep down he knows how underwhelming his abilities truly are.Dupposed “injury” is poorly-conceived feint intended to make whatever performance he achieves on Sunday appear impressive compared to Hero of Texans Offense Deshaun Watson.In heart of hearts, which Ministry is all too familiar with, Mahomes is pathologically jealous of Deshaun Watson and wishes he could be as talented as Texans’ quarterback.If not so pathetic, would be tragic.After all, what has Mahomes accomplished that Watson has not?Watson is champion. Mahomes has never achieved that.Only thing Mahomes could possibly have over Watson is appearance in sad State Farm commercial, derivative of original gag featuring Aaron Rodgers.Is also outrage of images of valiant Texans offensive line being pasted onto garbage cans at Chiefs’ training facility.Unbridled arrogance of this team knows no bounds!They think of us as little more than wretched refuse!This slight should infuriate every man, woman, and duck who consider themselves loyal to one true team, our beloved Texans!Football-loving fans and players of Houston Texans should never think that Chiefs are beyond our ability, as these are mere lies.After all Jose Altuve Jersey , this is team that lost in convincing fashion to Colts on Sunday night.Colts, as we know, are team that has decided, for reasons all their own, to play entire season without actual quarterback.Can you imagine how humiliating it must be to lose to team that only featured 10 players on offense and STILL couldn’t beat like drum?This, comrades, is why we shall march into Kansas City, bypass wretched barbecue and fountains (and roads, which we guess they are proud of or something...Ministry neither knows nor cares about this) and demolish enemies of Texans and revolutionary football principles!GLORY TO MOTHER HOUSTON!GLORY TO PEOPLE’S FOOTBALL TEAM OF TEXAS!TO VICTORY WE RIGHTLY DESERVE, WE MARCH ON!!! The Indianapolis Colts kept insisting Jacoby Brissett could win games with his arm.On Sunday, he showed everyone else what the team knew all along.With Indy's suddenly strong running game essentially grounded, Brissett shouldered the burden by throwing for 326 yards and a career-high four touchdowns to lead the Colts past Houston 30-23 to retake the AFC South lead."It just says he's legit, he's the man," coach Frank Reich. "We believed that from Day One and we've never wavered in our conviction or our faith in Jacoby. But he knows he's still got to prove it. He's still got to make plays to win this game and he did that today."Brissett was masterful with the exception of a dropped snap the Texans (4-3) recovered at the Colts 4.He finished 26 of 39 with six of the incompletions being throwaways. He had a career best passing total, a career best passer rating (126.7), endured only one sack and had the perfect counterpunch each time Houston fought its way back into contention.The Colts (4-2) have now won two straight overall and three straight in the series."It just makes us more balanced and I think that's what we proved today — that we can throw the ball," Brissett said. "It was just a great day for us as a whole."And it only added to the Texans' misery.They were held to field goals on three red-zone trips in the first half Ryan Griffin Jersey , had to contend with a rare "in the grasp" call that took one touchdown off the board, an overturned replay review that put another one on the board for Indy and a plethora of penalties that Brissett used to his advantage."I'm not going to answer any officiating questions," Texans coach Bill O'Brien said twice after Houston was called for 10 penalties.Then there was the fourth quarter.Houston (4-3) started it by failing to convert a second fourth-and-1 attempt, and Deshaun Watson threw an interception on the Texans next series before Darius Leonard sealed the win by picking off a tipped ball with 26 seconds left.Watson was 23 of 34 with 308 yards, one touchdown and was sacked three times as the Texans tried to play catch-up.Brissett started the opening flurry with an 11-yard TD pass to Zach Pascal . He rebounded from the fumbled snap by connecting with T.Y. Hilton on a nifty 2-yard TD pass to make it 14-6 late in the second quarter.After the Texans made it 14-9, Brissett opened the second half with a 4-yard scoring pass to Eric Ebron, who was originally ruled out of bounds at the end line. But the replay showed he got both feet down to give Indy a 21-9 lead.Houston cut the deficit to 21-16 on Keke Coutee's 4-yard scoring run, but Brissett — with the help of three Houston penalties — answered with a 3-yard touchdown pass to Pascal.Watson made it 28-23 with a 4-yard TD pass to DeAndre Hopkins, but the Texans couldn't get any closer."He (Brissett) is a very productive player, a very smart player," O'Brien said. "He makes good decisions, just a good player."STAT SHEETTexans: Hopkins had nine catches for 106 yards. Kenny Stills had four catches for 105 yards. ... Carlos Hyde rushed 12 times for 35 yards. ... Houston's streak of consecutive games without allowing a sack ended at two. ... The Texans have lost only two of their last seven regular-season division games — both to Indy.Colts: Pascal had six receptions for 106 yards and Hilton caught six passes for 74 yards. ... Marlon Mack rushed 18 times for 44 yards. ... Indy has scored at least 23 points in 11 consecutive home games. ... The Colts defense has not allowed a 100-yard runner in 24 straight games.INJURY REPORTTexans: CB Phillip Gaines was carted off the field with what appeared to be a lower leg injury with 1:49 left. ... WR Will Fuller left during Houston's first series with a hamstring injury and did not return.Colts: DT Carl Davis did not return after injuring his hamstring in the second half.THE BASEBALL WORLDLess than 24 hours after the Houston Astros won the American League title, Texans players were showing their support.Three-time defensive player of the year J.J. Watt arrived wearing a Jose Altuve shirt and on the field a handful of players continued their traditional pregame ritual of playing baseball with the end zone pylon."They have a chance at a championship and a chance to do something special," defensive lineman D.J. Reader said. "It's exciting. I'm excited for those guys."UP NEXTTexans: Return home next Sunday to host Oakland on the final leg of the Raiders extended road trip.Colts: Will host Denver next Sunday.